I still can’t get over the fact this is a sculpture on the floor and not a car submerged in milk
when i was came out to my dad he was like ‘honey i don’t care if you fuck girls lord knows i’ve sucked a lil dick in my time’
macklemore absorbing elmo into himself to steal his power
is that a jacket made of bathroom rugs
but shit it was 99 cents
tell me a lie
I was about to go off but I realized what I said so thank u aw
by Finni Chang.
Available on Storenvy.
i think anyone who has ever used the internet has came across this photo at least once
I think it’d be rather exciting to meet a pirate.
#pirates of the caribbean was kind of a formative influence #and nothing about these movies so much as her—snarling selfish sea-hungry pirate king #sometimes I rewatch the first movie and laugh to myself about how little it understood her and will; how it tried to convince us #that will was the pirate because he was chasing after her; and pirates are obsessed with treasure #when elizabeth spends the first movie chasing freedom and the next two chasing him; chasing her freedom; chasing war; chasing the world #her wedding was interrupted and she held the man responsible at gunpoint until he gave her letters of pardon #she was mistaken for a sea goddess and accepted it without question; she led an army to war as though it were her due #and she did it all without ever apologizing for the lives she takes or the lies she tells and when she betrays sparrow with a kiss #he hisses ”pirate” because what else could she be
demi + demi
i wonder how many of my followers have died
with the amount of notes on your selfies i’d say all of them
IVE BEEN LAUGHING AT THIS FUckIGN PRESS THE BUTTON LIKE
OH SHIT MAN MY LIFE IS FUCKING RUINED BUT AT LEAST I HAVE THIS TALKING CACTUS!!!
my life became 600% better when i started acting like a self obsessed piece of shit like 10/10 would recommend
even if u don’t actually genuinely love yourself its fuckin fun to act like you think you’re the human embodiment of perfection go on try it life’s too short to not fall in love with yourself
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